CHAINWARS .wtf || Cypherpunk Space-Opera
8/10 sections recovered · name · leaderboard description · platform metadata cover · match catalog creator · community catalog tags · match catalog links · match catalog funding · leaderboard submissions · match catalog
By Fly you fools .wtf
$15,713 displayed raised · 21 fund applications (4 curated · 4 funded) · 2 seasons · best rank #162 in Season 7
An epic docu-series from inside crypto's war room. Stories that the whitepapers were protecting you from.
AudioCryptoCultureDocumentaryJournalismMulti-MediaStorytellingTextVideoWeb3 decentralizedculture-identityfilm-storytelling
youtube.com/watch?v=0kRG9tPYcPo ↗ chainwars.wtf ↗
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About
What happens when mortals try to create an immutable world? A docu-series of episodes revealing the mythology of an industry. The promises. The death spirals. Myths hiding between the memes and the press releases. Audio, video, and text.
Impact
CHAINWARS does what fifteen years of whitepapers couldn't: makes crypto culture felt. Crypto: every transaction public, every story shrouded in mystery. A microcosm running ancient patterns at memetic speed. Macrocosmic impact on everyone's money.
Progress
"First example of Gonzo crypto journalism I'd ever seen" -- Editor in Chief, CoinTelegraph R&D: hackathon-winning methodology developed with cybernetics. Battle-tested professionally. https://youtube.com/watch?v=0kRG9tPYcPo https://chainwars.wtf
Team
5+ years of writing inside crypto. Prev. 5+ years art director of an international theatre company. Trained clown (Gaulier). Fool in Residence, CLEA Cybernetic lab. 2x hackathon winner in 2025 (inc. 'most creative format' at FTC)
Funding
| Sales | Venus | S+V | Match | S+V+M | Venus extras | Prize | V2+M+P | V2/S | (V2+M)/S | (V2+M+P)/S | Raised | Available | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season 6 | $3,307 | $0 | $3,307 | $7,543 | $10,850 | $0 | $104 | $7,647 | 0.0x | 2.3x | 2.3x | $0 | — |
| Season 7 | $2,900 | $1,200 | $4,100 | $11,341 | $15,441 | $0 | $50 | $12,591 | 0.4x | 4.3x | 4.3x | $15,713 | — |
| Total | $6,207 | $1,200 | $7,407 | $18,884 | $26,291 | $0 | $154 | $20,238 | — | — | — | $15,713 | — |
Fund applications
Season totals as displayed on the platform's public accounting — not a statement of amounts paid out. V2 = Venus sales + Venus extras. The original page also broke each season down by fund drive and showed an Available (unclaimed) balance; that level of detail survives only on the preserved snapshots.
Platform page (offline): https://artizen.fund/index/p/chainwars
Leaderboard page (offline): https://artizen.fyi/projects/chainwars
Wayback: leaderboard page ↗ · Wayback: platform page ↗
Not recovered: drives, snapshot. Sources: "snapshot" = verbatim Internet Archive page · "platform metadata" = archived artizen.fund page metadata · "leaderboard" = the artizen.fyi public accounting tables · "match catalog" = the platform's public fund-matching catalog (captured 2026-10-15, generated 2026-09-07) · "community catalog" = a June 2026 platform scrape preserved in a community repo.
Top siblings
Projects that applied to the same funds.
| Project | Shared funds | Raised | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | The International Artists Project Documentary First Documentary to Tell the Stories of Music Artists Born in Every Country on Earth | AI Filmmaking Fund for Generative Storytellers, Apollo Fund for the New Renaissance, ArtTech Fund for Civilizational Retelling +17 | $563 |
| 2. | Akuya I am an upcoming artist and this is my first track of the year, i need help for the produ… | AI Filmmaking Fund for Generative Storytellers, Apollo Fund for the New Renaissance, ArtTech Fund for Civilizational Retelling +17 | $234 |
| 3. | Element of Chawaza Artistic fusion of culture, landscape, sound and tech that evokes a profound sensory expe… | AI Filmmaking Fund for Generative Storytellers, Apollo Fund for the New Renaissance, ArtTech Fund for Civilizational Retelling +15 | $1,356 |
| 4. | International Artists Project Global Music Community uplifting artists born in every country of the world, preserving h… | 36 Cinema Creative Fund, ArtTech Fund for Civilizational Retelling, Bonfires Fund for Agentic Creativity +14 | $462 |
| 5. | FutureZoo What if the most powerful force in conservation isn’t protection, but connection? | 36 Cinema Creative Fund, AI Filmmaking Fund for Generative Storytellers, Apollo Fund for the New Renaissance +11 | $215,046 |
| 6. | Labour Union of Higherdimensional Shapeshifters Collaborative transmedia experience (interactive movie) inviting Artizen community to rea… | AI Filmmaking Fund for Generative Storytellers, Bonfires Fund for Agentic Creativity, Emergence Fund for Evolutionary & Spiritual Philanthropy +9 | $360 |
| 7. | adopt a tree Building climate-smart communities by teaching kids tree planting and agroforestry skills. | Apollo Fund for the New Renaissance, Bonfires Fund for Agentic Creativity, Emergence Fund for Evolutionary & Spiritual Philanthropy +9 | $14,777 |
| 8. | A New Musical Traumedy: BEHIND THE MASK A man awakens to the generational trauma in his family, only to discover a startling trut… | 36 Cinema Creative Fund, AI Filmmaking Fund for Generative Storytellers, Apollo Fund for the New Renaissance +11 | $19,558 |
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